20
Zeb…
Tiffany was in my bathroom, soaking in the tub when Reaver rang me up. I was glad my phone’s ringer was off and it was buzzing across my kitchen bench when I grabbed it. I wanted her to relax some.
“Yeah, Bro. What’s good?” I asked in greeting.
“Nothing here,” he said and I frowned.
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means she ain’t home. Her car is in the lot. I asked Data to look up her info. Nothing is out of place, but that makes it out of place, you know what I mean?”
“Ah, yeah. Are you in her apartment then?”
“Yup. Picked the lock. It was a little too easy. Everything looks normal, I guess. I mean shit ain’t knocked over or anything. No signs of a struggle. She’s kind of a messy person, though. Bras and panties everywhere. She even has a set hanging off a lamp.”
I laughed a bit and nodded, “Definitely fits what my Tiff has said about her.”
“Yeah? What’s that?”
I shrugged even though he couldn’t see it and said, “That they couldn’t be more different. Opposites attract and all of that. My Tiff is a neat person, likes to keep things clean. Stands to reason her opposite friend would be a bit messy.”
“Yeah, more than a bit. I’m gonna bounce before I accidentally touch something and bring it home to Hayden.”
“Hey, now!” I said and he laughed.
“I didn’t mean it that way; I just mean I have no way of telling what’s growing in here in the dark.”
“Heh, I’m not there, so I can’t declare if that’s fair or not.”
“Wow, rhyme a little more there, buddy.”
“Fuck you.”
“That’s not a haiku.”
I laughed, “They don’t rhyme.”
“Meh, I’m a basic guy. Gimme a limerick over that fancy Japanese shit any day… wait, haikus are Japanese, right?”
“Yeah man, they’re Japanese.”
“Good, I got that right. Okay, then.”
“I’ll talk to her when she’s out of her bath.”
“Dude! Why aren’t you in there with her?”
“Nah, that’s her time for her – she doesn’t get a lot of it.”
“Yeah, I know what you mean. I’m just blessed with my Doll who doesn’t want a lot of it. Time for just her. She just about always wants me there.”
“She thought you were dead for almost a year, Bro.”
“Yeah, that probably has something to do with it,” and he didn’t sound too happy about the reminder.
“Go home, make it up to her some more.”