Simon: It’s a great idea, we should definitely do it.
Leah: Fine, a 5k
Liam: 5ks are pointless
Simon: Liam, don’t be a douchebag
Isabel: I will be the best damn spectator ever. There’s no way I’m running
Leah: I’m not an overlord
Julien: you removed my access
Leah: you deleted my plans
Julien: you deleted mine
Leah: yours wasn’t a plan yet, it was just a suggestion
Julien: why bother asking for opinions if you’re going to shut down the ones you don’t agree with
Leah: because I’m the maid of honor. I don’t have to explain myself to you
And just because I’ve decided to be petty, I give Julien his access back but I change his colour to white. The fucker doesn’t even seem to bat an eye. Before I know it, I see his cursor moving and then he highlights his next sentence.
Julien: let’s do a half marathon
My stomach sinks all the way to the floor. A half marathon? There is no fucking way I’ll be able to do that.
Leah: absolutely not
Liam: sounds good
Mateo: what did I miss?!?!
Shay: apparently we’re gone for an hour and there’s an all-out brawl
Isabel: Leah and Julien are fighting
Mateo: damn! I say MOH trumps groomsman
Leah: thank you!
Mateo: Buuuuuut. I also think doing a half will be fun, we can wear matching shirts and everything
Leah: won’t doing a race on Sunday ruin Saturday night? And Friday?
Mateo: Nah, Paige and Adam will love it
Shay: Sorry, Leah… I think it’s a good idea
Leah: what about “ruins the rest of our weekend” don’t you guys understand?
Mateo: I think it makes the weekend perfect
Julien: no one is going to force anyone to do it
Isabel: I’ll still be up for having fun Saturday night. Leah, you can watch the race with me and cheer them on!