I laughed. “Trust me. It took a while for us to get used to it. And even now, we’re still trying to figure it out.”
Coach opened his mouth and then closed it back. “Nah, never mind.”
“Go ahead and ask,” I replied.
“It’s just, how the hell did you find a woman with that much of a sex drive? I mean, my wife can’t keep up with me. I couldn’t imagine her trying to take on two more dudes.”
With a grin, I replied, “We’re all getting it at the same time, so it’s not like it’s triple for her.”
“Oh, right. I get it now.”
My phone rang then. When I glanced down at the screen, I grimaced. “Shit, it’s my parents.” Glancing up at the others, I mused, “What are the odds they’ve heard the news?”
“I’m pretty sure everyone in the state has heard the news by now,” Bennett replied.
Theo sucked in a harsh breath. “What about Vivian?”
Fuck. She was in the room with us with the reporters. Had they figured out who she was and barraged her with questions?
Bennett held up his phone. “She’s fine.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, she texted the group chat to tell us that her parents got her out of there right after the reporter asked the question. They’ve taken her back home with them.”
A relieved breath whooshed out of my lips. “Thank God she’s safe.”
“For now,” Theo remarked with a grimace.
Since my parents kept blowing up my phone, I finally answered. “Hey, I’m okay. Well, I mean, I’m in the locker room. Where are you guys?”
“We’re out front with the car running. If you can get out now, we can drive you away,” Dad replied.
“Okay. Let me check outside.”
When I dared to stick my head out of the locker room door, flashes of light went off while a long microphone was thrust in front of me. “Grayson! Grayson Collins, are you really in a polyamorous relationship with two of your teammates?”
I jerked my head back and slammed the door. “Fuck,” I muttered.
“Fuck is right,” Theo replied.
“How the hell are we going to get out of this?” Bennet asked.
“Good question.” Since I knew there was no way in hell I was getting out of the front, I brought my phone up to my ear. “Dad, I want you and Mom to go to McSorley’s bar. It’s three or four blocks from here. I’ll meet you there just as soon as I can.”
“Okay, son.”
“Be careful, sweetie!” Mom called.
“I will.”
Coach clapped me on the back. “I think it’s time we used the Bunny Tunnel.”
“The what?” I asked.
“I thought that was just an urban legend,” Theo remarked.
With a shake of his head, Coach replied, “Oh no. It’s legit.”