Page 128 of Wild Blades

ELLIS:

Happy for you, girl.

JOY:

Your vibrator has officially gone into retirement. Replaced by a much younger model.

ME:

Shut up! How are things with Ezra?

ELLIS:

Dead in the water. I met someone super nice though. He’s hot. From New York, wants me to go and visit.

JOY:

Ellis is going to leave me and the business and I’m going to be an old lady, who stinks of pee and has fifty cats. You’ll never visit me. I’m going to die alone.

ME:

Stop being dramatic. No luck with Myles?

JOY:

Non-starter for me. I’ve discovered musicians are flaky. Back to the drawing board.

ELLIS:

Which could be awkward at the wedding if they are Wade’s best men, Kali.

ME:

Calm down, it’s a bit early for that.

ELLIS:

It’s coming.

JOY:

I agree.

Wade

JORDY:

Happy for you, buddy.

ME:

Cheers, man.

JORDY:

Dropped your uniform bag off at your new house.

ME:

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