Page 1 of Desperately Seeking Mr. Darcy

Monroe Wilde

Her life goal is to be an Elizabeth, but she’s afraid that she might be more of a Kitty. Has a cat named Mr. Darcy.

The Duke of Blackthorne, Alastair Fitzroy

Talks Darcy a little too well. Secretly irritated that he was named only the second hottest man in the UK.

Macey Bennet

Wishes she was born in the Regency era but only if she didn’t have to wear a corset.

Zane Porter

Guilted into this by his sister.

Secretly likes how good his butt looks in breeches.

Laila Gray

District Attorney by day, major Pride and Prejudice enthusiast by night.

Davis Gray

Wanted to go on cruise for his 25th wedding anniversary,

ended up cosplaying Mr. Bennet.

Lady Winnifred Roberts

Has the uncanny ability to look down on everyone with her nose stuck up in the air. Finds destitute plumbers strangely attractive.

Tony Baker

Considers corn nuts a food group. Has no idea who Jane Austen is.

Calliope Griffin

Would love to sign up for a lifetime of boiling potatoes for Mr. Collins.

Has her own copy of Fordyce’s Sermon for Young Women.

Ava Higgins

Watches White Nights at least once a week and dreams of

becoming a professional tap dancer.

Carla Higgins

Pretends like she’s the leader of a girl gang, but secretly has a heart of gold.

Lily Hawthorne

Is ashamed to be Agatha Smythe’s niece. Has the worst taste in men.

Agatha Smythe

She claims to be related to Jane Austen, but no one can substantiate it.

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