Zack: MOM! No, OMG . . .
A snort leaves my mouth as I giggle at the slew of messages flying across the screen.
Dad: Zack, it’s 2016, we’ll love you no matter what.
Zack: I’m not gay! Rome is Chrissy’s boyfriend, but he was my best friend first.
No, he’s not!
Oh, this fucking jackass. I open the chat between the two of us and pound at my phone screen.
Zackary Willows, you had no right!
Zack: They thought I was gay, I panicked!
There’s nothing wrong with being gay! You son of a bitch. Now I have to talk to them about Rome. I wanted them to meet him for the first time in August.
Zack: I’m sorry... It’s not like they don’t know already. He’s been in all of our group photos since May.
You owe me, you hear?
A text in the family group chat interrupts my so-called brother’s badgering.
Mom: Rome Carter, as in THIS Rome Carter?!
A picture follows of Rome in his football uniform with the tagline All-Star Wide Receiver of Castle Brook University.
Yes, THAT Rome Carter . . .
Kill me now.
Dad: Have I told you recently that you’re my favorite daughter?
I’m going to tell Gwen you said that.
Dad: No, don’t!
I cackle at his panicked message.
Dad: I mean to say that you’re my favorite biological daughter.
Uh-huh, sure.
Mom: When can we meet him?
In person, when you come out to visit. But you can talk to him during our video call later if you want.
Mom: Please!
I’m about to respond when I hear a shuffle of feet. I look up from my phone, and my smile fades into a sneer.
“Well, if it isn’t my favorite blonde... How are you today? You’re looking ravishing.”
“Fuck off, Malik,” I bite out as I look back down at my phone.
His hand wraps around the device, and he takes it from me before I can react.
“My eyes are up here, sweetheart.”