Henry:Sup, cock sucker.
These three never change. . .
Me:Do you remember Wren? I introduced you guys to her a while back.
Henry:The girl that you cockblocked from Mark?
Mark:We were just talking!
Oliver:Someone is still touchy. . .
Henry:Can you blame him? He was desperate for anything besides hand action.
Me:Anyway, I can’t get into the details, but we’re making a video. I need a way to show her without actually showing her.
Henry:I’m lost.
Mark:He doesn’t typically show his partners’ faces.
Oliver:And you’re going to show hers?
Me:I have to.
Mark:Why not show her completely?
My thumbs hammer down on the screen in frustration.
Me:Because I don’t want to showcase my girlfriend.
Shit.
Henry:And there it is!
Oliver:I’m sorry for your loss, Mark.
Mark:Dude, that was ten years ago, and nothing happened!
Henry:Poor man, still heartbroken. . .
Mark:I swear to god.
Me:I’m starting to regret messaging you three.
Oliver:Don’t leave, we’ll be good!
Henry:How is her confidence?
Me:It’s better than it was, but she’s shy and not entirely comfortable in her skin.
Oliver:That’s going to be tricky.
Henry:Hide the camera.
I have to shake my head to try and free myself from the shock of what Henry just said.
Me:Hide the camera?
Henry:Keep the camera out of sight. That way, her focus will be on you, and it will feel more natural. Show her briefly, then after that, use a pillow to block out her face.