Page 73 of To Hell With It

And it’s complicated.

What’s complicated about him sticking his penis in Carmel’s vagina?

He says he loves me.

Oh, of course he bloody does.

There’s a new girl at the shop by the way.

Stop changing the subject.

I think Niall fancies her, you better not stay away for too long.

Good.

What’s she like?

Blonde, well, more of a shitty ash brown.

As long as she doesn’t keep my hours.

What are you doing now then?

I’m having a poo in a bush.

Lovely.

What about Shaun did everything lying to you? Are you going to see him again?

I don’t know.

He’s a lying bastard.

Yes, but he gives good cuddles.

You’ve slept with him again, haven’t you? Don’t let him suck you in. What about his girlfriend???

He said he’s ending it.

And you believe him? You know once a cheat, always a cheat – he’s cheated on her with you.

It’s different.

Why?

Because it is.

I’m sure it is with her too.

Where’s the cat killer?

She’s not a cat killer.

She drives around with a stuffed cat in her van…

She’s grieving.

Does she know about your weird stuff?

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