Page 39 of Please Don't Leave Me

Sam

That's hilarious.

Lou

How's your mom's house?

Sam

It's good. My brother Jacob had to head home after my dad's, so my mom is bummed about that. But otherwise, it's been good. I'm Quinn's sober cab tonight so he is having a great time.

Lou

How did you end up landing that role?

Sam

Lost at rock paper scissors.

Lou

You're joking.

Sam

I really wish I was.

Lou

I'm dying. Maybe I'll start playing that with B to see who has to vacuum.

Sam

I feel like you would just end up doing it after her anyway...

Lou

I hate the fact that you're not wrong.

Sam

Does your family drink?

Lou

Like FISH. My uncle makes his own apple pie, which is a homemade moonshine drink. It's so delicious and so strong, which makes it very dangerous.

Sam

I've never heard of that before.

Lou

It's a staple in my hometown. But my uncle makes the best. I'll have to bring some home for you to try.

Sam

Pretty presumptuous of you.

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