Page 25 of Nobody in Particular

Are you usually this easy to impress?

Maybe you’re just more impressive than you think you are

Unlikely. I’m quite enamored with myself.

I thought you wanted me to pay attention

You’re bugging me

Ideally, what I want is for you to become more proficient at multitasking.

I’m relying on you to entertain me.

I know this entire topic off by heart.

Well I don’t

Do you need me to tutor you?

I need you to let me focus

Counterpoint: if you wanted to focus you could simply stop replying.

Rose!

Oh dear.

Sorry to have gotten your phone confiscated.

Although in my defense, the more I think about it, the more I believe you got your own phone confiscated.

It was quite obvious you weren’t actually riffling through your satchel.

Please screenshot this and refer to it in the future so you no longer lose your phone privileges.

Now I’m bored.

Stop smiling at me.

September 26

What was the name of that place?

That… place…?

The place you mentioned. The bougie one.

Was I… awake for this conversation?

Yes Rose omg

It was yesterday!

The French one with the pate and shit

Oh, Mon Cœur.

That’s the name of the restaurant, to clarify.

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