I attach a picture of the gloves sitting on the passenger seat, careful to frame out all the crap I’ve got stuffed on the floor.
@allbreckugunther
Is this Rowan?
I don’t even care, whoever you are you’re my savior!
@ainsleyrow_
Who says I’m saving you? I could be holding these for ransom…
@allbreckugunther
what’s your ask?
My thumbs stumble over the screen. What can I say that’s funny? I shouldn’t care, but for some reason, I really, really want to make her laugh.
@ainsleyrow_
I want some mascot secrets
Not that funny, but I guess it’ll do.
@allbreckugunther
ESPIONAGE
I knew you played dirty
and here I was thinking you were a gentleman
@ainsleyrow_
I don’t know where the hell you got that impression
@allbreckugunther
well you did try and feed me, that earned you at least ten chivalry points
@ainsleyrow_
how many points did I lose for stuffing it with shit that could kill you
@allbreckugunther
I wouldn’t have died
maybe just thrown up a little
@ainsleyrow_
do I need to be worried about what else you’re not telling me?
any other life-threatening issues I should know about?
I don’t know why I’m saying it. I don’t need to know a thing about her, but for some reason, the words come naturally.
@allbreckugunther