just the axe murderer who lives on my block
@ainsleyrow_
am I gonna have to fight them to get these gloves back to you?
@allbreckugunther
probably
@ainsleyrow_
well, I guess needs must.
@allbreckugunther
you’re really gunning for these chivalry points aren’t you?
@ainsleyrow_
I’ll have you giving me a handkerchief as a favor by the end of the day.
@allbreckugunther
I’m swooning already
@ainsleyrow_
save it for when I get there, I want to see my handiwork
I blush a little reading back my message. I don’t know what she’s done to me, I’m not a man who blushes.
@allbreckugunther
are you actually coming?
@ainsleyrow_
yeah, I mean if you want?
@allbreckugunther
My hero! OMG yes please!
@ainsleyrow_
I can bring them by now? What’s your address?
Even as I send the message, I know it’s a supremely fucked up idea. I have no business going to Ruth’s place, even just to drop something off. I don’t know her well, but that girl has danger written all over her.
@allbreckugunther
I’m at 183 Cartlidge Terrace, the big red building. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!
Text me on this number when you get here, I might not be by my computer
She attaches a screenshot of a contact card and I quickly save it.
@ainsleyrow_