Page 66 of Ruin Me Gently

Mr Stalker

Not my best trait.

Lilith

What’s next, you panic some more and write my name on your abs with sharpie?

Mr Stalker

Would that help?

Lilith

Are you serious?

Mr Stalker

You asked…

Lilith

I was joking!

Mr Stalker

Oh.

The little dots bounced at the bottom of the screen, then they disappeared. Then they came back. Then they disappeared again.

Lilith

You good over there?

Mr Stalker

Should I not have offered?

I groaned, dragging a hand down my face, fighting the very real urge to scream into my pillow.

Lilith

Let me get this straight. I ask for a picture of your face, it’s a no? But I mention your abs and you offer to send me a thirst trap in less than two seconds?

Mr Stalker

I don’t know what a thirst trap is.

Lilith

How oldareyou?Sighs in millennial.

Mr Stalker

Lilith.

Lilith

Never mind.

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