My vibrator.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I didn’t. I couldn’t have. But I fucking did. I’d sent my stalker a picture of my ass… with my vibrator in full, unmistakable view.
That was it. I was faking my death and moving across the world, effective immediately.
Lilith
I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT.
Mr Stalker
Didn’t mean to send the photo or didn’t mean to leave it there?
I groaned, slapping a hand over my face, kicking my legs in pure, undiluted horror.
Lilith
Stop.
Mr Stalker
No, I don’t think I will.
This was a stress dream. A fever induced, post-apocalyptic nightmare.
Mr Stalker
Do you want me to pretend I didn’t see it?
Lilith
YES. ERASE IT FROM YOUR MEMORYIMMEDIATELY.
Mr Stalker
I can try. But I can’t promise you that I’ll be able to forget about it anytime soon.
I needed to get out of this immediately. There was no salvaging this situation, no coming back from the absolute mortification that was currently coursing through my veins. So I typed the only escape route I had left.
Lilith
I’m going to bed. Goodnight, Mr. Stalker.
Mr Stalker
I bet you are. Goodnight, Lilith.
I threw myself down. I was never speaking to him again… probably.
I wasn’t even going to think about him. I was going to sleep.
Except…
My gaze drifted back to where my phone lay innocently beside me.
Before I could stop myself, I grabbed it, thumb hovering over the screen before I swiped it back open.