Yep, you hate us.

Listen, I’m not above bribery. What’s your poison? Cookies? Custard? Hell I’d even try macarons again if that was your price.

Brooks

PLEASE, MYSTERIOUS TEXTRIX. HAVE MERCY UPON A POOR BOY’S SOUL.

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There is…so much to unpack there.

This is Brooks.

Without a doubt.

Brooks

Price, woman. Name it.

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Who said you need to bribe us?

Brooks

…Taryn?

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?

Brooks

BREA?!?!?!?!

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?

Brooks

*sigh* You want my balls in a pickling jar, don’t you?

Brea

Depends.

Brooks

On?

Brea

You actually any good in the kitchen?

Brooks

…my talents lean more sweet treats. Can’t say I’ve ever seasoned testicles, but, you know, I can follow a recipe.