“I’m serious.”
She shook her head. “Thank you.”
“Come on in. I wasn’t sure what type of vibe you wanted, so I lit some candles and did a little something to make you comfortable.”
I stepped out of the way, and she walked in.
“This is nice,” she commented. “I know you’re a slut, though.”
“Huh?” I blinked in surprise.
“Any man with colored LED lights is a certified slut. You, sir, have the whole setup, so I know you’re a slut.”
It was my turn to laugh. She was funny as hell and playful as fuck. “Is that right? Is this a universal thing, or you made that up?”
She shrugged. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”
I led her into the living room and offered her some wine. She lifted her glass, and I filled it with red liquid. She sniffed the wine before she took a sip.
“Hmm. This is good. I’ve never had this brand before. I might have to add this to my next shopping list.”
“Keep hanging around me, and you’ll find a lot of things you enjoy.”
She pressed her thighs together subtly, but I noticed the shift in her body. I had her soaking in those tight ass shorts.
“You have a nice home. Everything is nice and clean,” she complimented.
“Thank you. I don’t know what kind of music you like to listen to, so I put my R&B playlist on. You fuck with old school?”
“Absolutely. I love a little of everything—even country.”
“Me too. I fuck with Shaboozey, Luke Bryan, Chris Stapleton.”
“Black folks love them some Tennessee Whiskey,” she commented.
“Exactly. The T-Pain remake goes crazy too.”
“His album went triple platinum in my home. I had that shit on replay for months. Hell, it still comes on my shuffle sometimes.”
“Let me find out we have a lot in common.”
She smiled. “I think we do.”
“Would you like some more wine?” I asked when I noticed her empty glass.
“One glass of wine was enough. Another one, and I might get you pregnant.”
“You can’t?—”
“Trust me, I would find a way.”
I shook my head as I laughed. “You’re hilarious.”
“Yeah, I’m trying to laugh you out those Nike shorts.”
“You ain’t got to tell a joke for me to do that.”
She shifted again. “You know you’re too fine to be flirting with me like this. I’ll literally combust.”