Stef:
What happened at my house last night?
Lily:
Someone who isn’t me is causing a scene in town.
Delia:
Stef:
The Springer alert says something happened there last night.
Nessa:
Lily:
Oh man, the town gossip is so much more fun when it isn’t about me!
Nessa:
Those are inside thoughts, Lil… and yes, it is…
Stef:
What the fuck?
Mateo:
New phone, who dis?
Stef:
Hilarious. What did you do?
Mateo:
Nessa tried to sneak out in the middle of the night and set off an alarm.
Stef:
When did I get an alarm?
Mateo:
You’re welcome?
Stef:
Okay, so what else?
Mateo:
I need an epic date to win her over. Any ideas?