He pointed a finger at me. “Uh-uh. None of that. We need to get cleaned up, and then it’s food and bed. You had a bad night, and you’re exhausted. Your eyes are as sleepy as they are seductive right now.”
My heart somersaulted. “Are you staying?”
He started to rise, hauling me up with him. “Do you want me to stay?”
“I…” The words stuck in my throat for a second. I’d shown so much vulnerability tonight that pulling more out of me was hard. I felt raw and overexposed, but then I wondered if maybe he needed to hear me say it because, so far, all he’d done was show up uninvited. “Yeah. I want you to stay.”
He let out what sounded like a relieved breath, and I felt like I’d made the right choice.
“Then I’m staying,” he said, scooping me up and carrying me to the bathroom, where he cleaned us both off. Afterward, I dressed in comfy pajamas and tried not to laugh as he tugged on the sweatpants I’d lent him. They were too big for me, meant to be worn loose, but they looked more like capris on him. The man could have doubled as a middle linebacker.
A yowl sounded from my bedroom door, followed by the sound of Fred scratching at it. Honestly, I was shocked that he’d lasted so long; Fred usually whined at my door within five minutes of me closing it.
Josh turned toward it and yelled, batman-style. “Have you no respect for our alone time?”
Yowl.
“I’m not having this argument with you, young man!” Josh called back.
Yowl.
“Excuse you, sir. You better not talk to your mother like that when I’m not around.”
I shook my head as he strode to the door and yanked it open. Fred was right on the other side, tail swishing as he gave one final, almighty yowl.
“That’s it,” Josh said, scooping him up and carrying him out of sight. “Ow. Jesus, be gentle, Fred. You’re clawing through my shirt again. Yes, I know you’re glad to see me.” His voice grew quieter the farther away he walked. “Yes, I missed you too, but screaming at people isn’t the way to show that you care, and don’t you dare point out my stalking. We’re talking about your eccentricities right now, not Daddy’s.”
It felt like my heart grew three sizes listening to him. He needed to stop being so damn cute, or it was going to be a problem.
“Babe?” he called. “You want eggs and bacon again?”
Oh, shit, no.
I scrambled out of the room after him, trying to think of a kind way to ask him to please never cook for me again.
Chapter 16
Josh
The blaring of an alarm jarred me out of sleep. I shot up in bed, and for a second, I couldn’t see anything. Fear punched through me. Had the contacts rolled into the back of my eyes while I slept and severed my optic nerves? Was that even possible?
Aly groaned somewhere nearby. “What is that sound?”
“I don’t know. I’ve gone blind,” I said, voice laced with panic. Fuck, that was the second time I’d forgotten to disguise it.
“What?” she yelped, and the mattress shifted with her movement.
“Help me,” I whimpered, Batman-style, and yes, it was just as pathetic as it sounds.
“Oh my god,” she said with a shaky laugh. “You’re not blind. Your dumb baklava slid sideways.”
I flopped backward, so relieved that I was shaking. Aly’s frowning face appeared, rising over me as I tugged the mask into place. It was so dark in the room that we must have slept through the entire day, and now it was night again. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d gotten so much uninterrupted sleep, but afterwe filled up on the breakfast she insisted on making, we’d curled around each other in her too-small bed, and I was out the second my head hit the pillow.
“It’s called a balaclava,” I told her.
“And what did I say?” she asked.
“Baklava. One is a mask. The other a delicious desert.”