Page 65 of Elevator Pitch

Selah

What the hell are you doing in my house?

How did you get Audrey to let you in?

I got her. My sunflower.

I then decide to change her name in my phone to ‘Sunflower.’

Me

I needed to borrow a toothbrush.

Sunflower

You are a little shit. Get out of there.

I can’t believe you had her bully me into texting you.

Me

Are you bothered, or is that a part of your charm?

Sunflower

Both. :)

Me

I missed you too.

Keep talking shit, and I will be leaving with that toothbrush. :)

Sunflower

You wouldn’t dare.

Me

I would dare.

Sunflower

I think you might be jealous of mytoothbrush.

I amnotjealous of toys. I’m not an insecure man, and I recognize that toys are partners in pleasure. I used it on her for that reason. She’s just trying to get a rise out of me. While I contemplate how to respond, typing and deleting repeatedly, she sends another text.

Sunflower

Cat got your tongue now?

Now I know how to respond to this. Let’s play, Princess.

Me

I know a cat that has my tongue. ;)

Sunflower

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