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Subject: Re: re: re: re: Biscuits

I refer you to previous comments about long johns. Fleece is king. How do we always end up circling back to underwear?! Actually, don’t answer that.

PS: not sure if you spotted my unsubtle curiosity about what you’re performing at the moment, but if you did feel like sharing it with me, I’d be very happy. I thought it would be nice to see if I could compile a playlist by raiding passenger and crew members’ music collections until we return to shore and the internet can fill in the gaps for me. I’m determined to expand my music knowledge.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: 24 Jan, 10:56

Subject: New subject – not involving underwear!

What’s the weather like where you are?

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: 24 Jan, 10:58

Subject: Re: New subject – not involving underwear!

How frightfully English, talking about the weather. Since you ask, it’s a balmy zero degrees, with a light breeze, and clouds that are showing signs of gathering in a manner designed to set the boat rocking and knock out our current fairly decent internet connection. You have been warned…

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: 24 Jan, 11:01

Subject: Re: re: New subject – not involving underwear!

English?!

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: 24 Jan, 11:05

Subject: Mea culpa

I meant Scottish. Oops. I can only apologise. What a terrible faux pas. And I can’t even play the seasickness card as an excuse as the sea is relatively calm at the moment. The calm before the impending storm, I assume.

Cameron

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: 24 Jan, 11:07

Subject: re: Mea culpa

You are forgiven.

From: [email protected]

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