So, today’s feature is guy on guy.
OMG. You are watching this. Right now?
Yep. Dick in asshole. Balls a swinging.
I hate you. That’s so hot.
It’s weirdly hot.
Send me a picture.
No.
Please?!
No. So one guy is straight, but he’s the one getting pounded in the backdoor right now. And his dick is hard. Is that possible?
Sure. I mean, I’m not a lesbian, but give me the right girl and I could swing from the lesbian branch for a day or two.
You’re not right.
Send me a picture.
No. Google Ricardo Dong and Benson Long.
Long Dong…whose last name is Silver?
You are special, you know it?
Yep. Enjoy your assporn.
I drop my phone into my purse and go back to stuffing the bags, and the longer they go at it, I can’t help but stuff along with their rhythm.
Hudson’s living room is filled with people. A lot of drunk people. Brandi’s been on my ass since I set foot in the door an hour ago.
“Smile!” Brandi says, holding her camera in front of our faces. I don’t smile. I sit here. Not smiling.
There’s a click followed by a flash, and now I see spots.
“Oh, you look so serious, Tyler.” She giggles as she searches for the right filter.
“Hey, don’t call me Tyler. It’s…weird.”
“Oh, okay.” She keeps fiddling with her phone. “Hudson said we may be the next big thing, and you know what that means?”
I don’t say a word because I don’t care.
“We’ll be working together a lot.” She lets out some weird, annoying squeal. “I’ve always wanted to be paired off with someone.”
“Great. Just fucking great,” I mumble.
Jake stumbles through the crowded living room with a beer. “Man, this is cool as shit. Those chicks over there are making out.”
“Yeah…” I mumble, dragging my hand over my face. “Cool.”
“You think I could fuck one of them?” he asks.
“Sure.”