“Oh my God... No wonder you don’t ever date. You lack all refinement.”
Another laugh, then he flushes the toilet and leaves the room.
When I come out, he’s in his room with Royal Blood blaring from his iHome while he does pushups. I walk over and turn the volume down.
“Sixty-two...sixty-three...” he keeps bobbing up and down, his tattoo-covered muscles rippling and popping. A heat blooms between my legs and I quickly divert my attention to the floor.
“Can you take me back home?”
“Sixty-four....sixty-five...”
He knows I hate it when he doesn’t answer me, so I walk over and sit on his back. He manages three more pushups before he collapses on the floor.
“Fuck’s sake, Em.”
“You really should work on your stamina.” I push off his back and pick up one of the T-shirts scattered on his floor on my way to the door. Smiling, I toss it at him. “Home please.”