“He needs help with entering his receipts for our accountant, Frank.”
“Sure.”
“Just like that?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I told him you charged $400, and he had to provide a laptop and bring it to you.”
Her mouth dropped open. “Four hundred dollars?”
“You game?”
“Yes! When can I do it?”
“I told him I would text him.”
She looked almost frantic. “Pull over here. Text him right now.”
I laughed. “Come on.”
“Please?”
I passed her my phone. Someone had loaded the whole team’s contacts into my phone when I arrived. “His name is Mica.”
Her eyes were wide, but she took the phone. And started texting.
Five more blocks and she was still texting. Then she laughed.
Mica-fucking-Petrov was making Zoey laugh. “What’s going on there?”
“Nothing,” she said, barely glancing up. “He said he can come over tomorrow.”
“Okay.”
Four more blocks of texting. I looked at her bent over my phone. She was biting her lips and then she fucking giggled again.
She glanced up. “Almost done.”
I had this urge to rip the phone from her and toss it out the window. “Take your time.”
She texted a bit more and then put the phone down. “Thank you.”
When we got inside,she disappeared into the bathroom. As soon as she was out of sight, I picked up my phone.
Zoey: Hi Mica. This is Zoey using Ryan’s phone. He said you needed help with your expenses?
Mica: Hey Zoey. You’ve no idea. I’m drowning in receipts and you’re my last hope.
Zoey: I can help. When does it suit you?
Mica: Tomorrow?
Zoey: I’m helping build IKEA furniture tomorrow!
Mica: Ryan didn’t tell me that you were multi-talented.
Zoey: I only have one working arm.