Page 30 of Eight Embers

I'd like to say the birds started singing, then the sun came out, and the world flipped on its axis, but in reality, it was far worse than that.

I develop an intense, aninstanterection, and she feels every bit of it. I don't even have the brainpower to be mortified, because her lips are on mine and she's licking my skin.

I feel my magic stirring within my chest at the strong emotion I always try so hard to suppress, and I’m scared, no,terrifiedthat it's going to break free. My control is so hard won, and I’ve gone so long without any sort of magical freak out.

But some things just cannot be helped.

I'm shifted and stock still before I can discern which way the sky is. My limbs are locked up, my beady black eyes staring straight ahead, and any second now, I know the laughing will start. It always does.

Fainting goats always get so many views online, but nobody ever stops to think, hey, I wonder how mortified that goat is about this? What can I do to ease that goat's burden for them?

Unfortunately, my erection does not go away simply because I've switched forms. So not only am I locked up in a dead faint, my freaky, ugly, goat penis is sticking out into the air for everyone and their mother to see.

Maybe I can convince my heart to make the faint permanent. It can just stop beating right here, then I won't have to face anything else that comes later.

“Holy shit. Did anybody else know he was a goat shifter?”

Delaney immediately covers my body with hers, likely to give me a bit of modesty. She's quick to do it so I'm not sure how many people actually saw, or how many people were already looking at my penis when I transformed, but that's a totally different issue that I really don't need to think about.

The point is, her warmth covers me, regulates my nervous system, and I'm able to unfreeze myself.

Unfortunately, my movement makes her hand land right on my very exposed-to-the-air goat penis.

Maybe I have a superpower; because all it takes is that one stupid brush that shocks her due to the moisture content on my very stupid goat penis, for me to shoot off like a rocket.

Thank the high heavens there's so much grass underneath me; it should cover up the mess at least a little bit.

The pupils in Delaney's eyes widen, turning her eyes almost fully black as she soaks in the amount of lust that's surely pouring off of me being so close to her.

I have enough clarity now to be able to shift back to my human form, which again just puts me right under her, and we're just about back to square one.

“Guys, we have a problem,” Delaney practically whimpers.

I don't want to look away from her face, but when the demon and the unicorn both start quietly moaning, I'm absolutely forced to.

“Is the problem this rock-hard dick in my pants?” Rush replies to her with no grace. “Because I'm pretty sure my balls are so heavy they could be used to knock down buildings. Holy smokes, woman. I know you don't like me very well, but mounting you is just about the only thing I can think about right now.”

“Yes, that's the problem. Not sure if any of you are aware of it, but August and Jackson performed an essential function for me. They’re shields. They blocked my magic from hitting people. And apparently whatever business Fairyunicorn Goddess got up to making me forget all of you, drained my stores. So, now I have no control over my magic again. It's lashing out and it wants an orgy. It wants an orgybad.”

“Don't see... how that's a problem,” Rush gasps. He falls to his knees and starts crawling towards us.

“The only way to get it to stop is to feed off of one of you. But I kinda learned my lesson the hard way, and what if I try and feed off of one of you and it doesn't work? Not sure if I really want to feel what I actually mean to any of you. Also, two out of the three of you don’t even want to have sex with me at this moment in time, so there’s that as well.”

“Children! What are you—oh. I see. Well…yikes, that’s potent. Good job, darling. You make mummy so proud. Would you like us to clear the area so you can enjoy some naked frolicking? Oh dear, it might be a bit late for that. I just saw no less than three pairs of naked breasts and two sets of male buttocks. This is…maybe we should just rush you all out of here, instead.”

Did I say I was mortified before? Because being found in this state by your future mate’s mother and fathers is…why the fates aren’t I dead yet?

Delaney yanks me up and hands me my clothing while breathing heavily, wrapping her arms tightly around herself.

I get my pants buttoned as we walk to the parking lot, and we’re ushered into one of the cars her parents drove. Our poor girl is practically shaking.

I don’t know if I should touch her to try and offer comfort, or if that would simply increase the bad way she’s clearly feeling.

“You good back there, Del?” one of her fathers asks.

She nods. “Just been a bit since I’ve felt like this, going to take me a minute to get used to it again. I forgot how much this sucks.”

I’m sat in the row behind her, next to Saladriel, and he’s holding himself nearly as tightly as Delaney is. His hands are in two meaty fists, but Rush is really the one I’m scared of.