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Oh god, it’s doing one and two! How did you make them do this?

[ELLEN]

(laughing)

[BENNETT CHARLES]

How do I make it stop? Help!

[ELLEN]

I can’t help you! I only have dogs!

[AUDIENCE]

(laughing)

[ELLEN]

On to the next game! Can you parallel park this minivan while your baby is crying without hitting any of these soccer players, and deliver the team snacks in thirty seconds or less?

[BENNETT CHARLES]

(laughing)

Honestly, I don’t think I can.

[AUDIENCE]

(laughing)

[BENNETT CHARLES]

I don’t really drive much? I like to use my feet or take public transportation. Better for the environment.

[ELLEN]

Now you know your first question for all your dates: “Can you drive? I need someone who drives.”

[AUDIENCE]

(laughing)

[ELLEN]

On to the next game! Ok, Bennett, we’ve got Joey the Toddler here and he’s got some candy. We’re gonna need you to retrieve at least one piece of candy from him—can you do it?

[BENNETT CHARLES]

Joey’s my boy! I got this!

[AUDIENCE]

(applauding, cheering)

[BENNETT CHARLES]

Hey, kiddo, what’s up? I’m Uncle Benny. Can I share your candy?

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