I pull out my phone and text my anime club because ba-beeeeee I have to tell them about my Saturdayyyyy!
Otaku Baddies™
Jessica : BBIIIIITTTCCHHHHH GUESS WHERE THE FUCK MY MAN TOOK MEEEEE YESTERRRRDAAYYYYY!!!
Sky : GIRL DON’T DO THIS DROP THE LOCATION BEFORE I BITE SOMEBODY
Wanda : YOU CANNOT JUST START LIKE THAT
Wanda : WHERE THE DICK GOD TAKE YOU? TO A CUM COMA, MALIBU OR BOFFUM
Jessica : Y’all
Jessica : This man put me in SILK
Jessica : Called in a FULL glam team
Jessica : On his private jet
Jessica : THEN BLINDFOLDED ME
Jessica : Took me to MOTHER FUCKING JAPANNNNNNNNNN!
Jessica : Then to top it offff he took me to a maid café and he was the maid!
Jessica : A place that looked like a demon prince's summer palace and I AM NOT OKAY
Jessica : Y’all I’m like Riri I’m in love I’m obsessed
Sky : BLINDFOLDED??
Sky : GLAM??
Sky : PRIVATE JET??
Sky : FUCKING JAPAN!!!!
Wanda : Nahhh this not just romance
Wanda : This is biblical levels of devotion
Sky : Tell him I’m free next week if he got a twin
Jessica : Girl he’s got like 6 brothers and they ALL fine
Sky : Shit tell them I said what’s up, Joe Biren! Take me out ta dinna!
Wanda : Lmaooooo not Joe Biren?!
Wanda : BIIHHHH
Wanda : BING BONG
Jessica : He gave me every code
Jessica : Every key
Jessica : EVERYTHING