Page 59 of Wanting the Winger

“I have,” Harry says, looking sheepish.

Aden arches his brows.“Really?Mr.Adventurous over here.I haven’t.”

“Mara, what was the public place?”Dex asks.

“A grocery store.”

Everyone gapes at her except Suki, who must have already known.

“You had sex at a grocery store?”Harry asks, incredulous.

“I was fucking a guy who stocked shelves at night.They were open twenty-four hours.He bent me over in the bread aisle.”

Carter opens a tiny bottle of scotch from the minibar and downs it.

“That’s fucking awful,” he says, shaking his head.“Better have another one.”

We continue our game, and it’s my turn to come up with a question when Lainey opens the door to the limo and gets in.

“I’m so sorry, you guys,” she says.

“Don’t be,” Suki says, waving a hand.“We’re having a great time.It’s Bash’s turn to come up with the next Have You Ever question.”

I put an arm around Lainey, exchanging a quick look with her to make sure she’s okay.She gives me a small smile.

“Okay, it’s not ahave you ever, but what’s your most embarrassing puking or shitting incident?”

Dex lifts up the bottle of whiskey in his hand.“I shit myself during a law school final.”

“No!”Lainey says.

“I did.The professor told us we couldn’t leave during the final or we’d fail the class.And it was property law, such a hard fucking class.”

Mara groans.“The rule against perpetuities almost killed me.”

“Wait, though.”Carter scrunches his forehead.“Did he let you leave after you shit your pants?”

“He did.”Dex shrugs.“I stayed in the bathroom until the class was over and my professor knocked on the door and told me I’d passed.I wasn’t even halfway finished with it.”

Carter laughs and takes another swig of the scotch as the car starts moving again.“Our goalie Isaac passes out when he’s pooping.”

“Stop it,” Mara says.

“Yeah, he’s hit his head on the way down before.One of our teammates dragged him out of the stall with his pants around his ankles and we had to make sure he was still alive.”

“Defecation syncope,” Aden says.“Straining during bowel movements causes a drop in blood pressure for some people and they can pass out.”

“How do you know that?”Harry asks.

“I was premed, but I dropped out.”

“Right.”Harry nods.“You told me that.”

“I threw up on a nun once,” Aden says.

There’s a moment of silence and then Mara cackles.“We’re going to need the full story on that one.”

“I went to Catholic school, and I told Sister Agnes Marie I was going to be sick.She didn’t believe me.”He shrugs.

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