“Moon Man.”
“I’ve never heard of it.”
“It’s a local beer. What are you drinking now?”
“Coors Light.”
“Well, Moon Man is gonna be more hoppy than that. More bitter. But I think you’ll like it.”
I drink down everything from my glass and feel ready for the challenge. “Okay, hit me. Just half a glass, please.”
“As you wish, milady.” He pours with a one-sided smirk.
I take a small exploratory sip, and he’s right. It’s more bitter than what I usually drink, but I enjoy the taste.
“It’s good,” I say. “I like it.”
He beams, and it’s like the sun has sat next to me.
“So what’s your name?” he asks.
“Melanie.”
I ... lied.
Why did I lie?
Melanie is not my name. It’s the name of my cousin Chloe’s friend, the woman from whom I’m subletting an apartment. The sublet has been a godsend, because I left my life in Minnesota in a hurry and I’m currently hiding, and it works for Melanie too, because she had to leave her place thanks to a caretaking emergency.
I guess I kind of live her life now? I kind of am her?
“Melanie,” he says like he’s trying it out on his lips. “That’s a nice name.”
“Thank you.” It feels weird and more than a little disingenuous to accept a compliment on behalf of a woman I barely know. “And what’s your name?”
He looks at me in confusion. “Joe. I believe I mentioned it when I came over... Did I?”
“I might have been processing several different inputs when you showed up,” I say. “The pitcher. The chair.” I wave in his general direction. “All this.”
“All this?”
“You know. All. This,” I say as my fingers fly, pointing to his face and chest. “It was a lot to take in.”
He frowns, and I realize he might be self-conscious. “Good a lot or bad a lot?” he asks.
“Good a lot. I thought you looked like a god,” I blurt out, deciding to pretend I only said it to make him feel better.
His eyes widen and there, there’s that panty-dropper grin again. Absolutely devastating.
“Are you sure you didn’t put something in this beer?” I ask and take another sip. “Maybe the truth serum?”
“You’re a delight, Melanie,” he says, his lips still curled up at the corners. “And I thought so way before you said I looked like a god.”
“Way before? You mean in the ancient history spanning the one minute of our acquaintance that preceded my ill-advised bit of flattery?”
“Before that. I noticed you when you walked in. Have been watching you ever since.”
Alarms go off in my head and my back stiffens.