I hear him chuckle.
Coop: I’ll let you be anywhere you want to be so long as you let me win our bet.
Me: Face it, butt munch, you lost that bet.
Coop: Not so fast, kitty. Technically it hasn’t been a week. There’s still time.
Me: What if I wanted to fuck your arse with a strap-on?
Coop: Come again?
Me: You said “I’ll let you be anywhere you want to be so long as you let me win our bet”.
Coop: Right. Well, I meant … within reason.
Me: You know I don’t understand guys and their fear of anal. There’s a very upsetting double standard here. Women are okay with it, and we don’t even have a prostate, so why aren’t you?
Coop: Are you saying you’re up for anal sex?
Me: Well that depends on who is giving the anal.
Coop: Does it now? And who would you let up inside your tight little arse, Ali?
Levi walks down the aisle, whistling loudly, though he knows both Coop and I are sleeping. Or … supposedly sleeping. I hadn’t remembered to turn my stupid new smart phone onto silent yet. The only thing I’d used so far was messenger, and I guess the pinging back and forth of our texts alerted Levi to the fact that we’re both wide awake.
He climbs into his bunk and obviously turns on the DVD player above his bed because the throaty sound of a woman choking on cock fills the bus. I huff in frustration.
Coop: Tell me you’re not gonna let Levi fuck you up the arse?
I laugh.
Me:I’m pretty sure that would break me.
“Dude, put your fucking headphones in,” Cooper says, but Levi doesn’t respond. Only the primal sounds of grunting and the slick slap of wet flesh can be heard from his bunk. I squeeze my thighs together, and a discontented sigh leaves my mouth.
Coop: Feeling frustrated, Ali-Cat? I can help with that.
Me: Nope. I was just stretching.
Coop: Liar.
Coop: Are you touching yourself right now?
Me: No. Are you?
Coop: Levi doesn’t really do it for me.
Me: Who does do it for you?
Coop: Redheads. I can’t be trusted with them.
Me: So Josh Holme is more your flavour?
He chuckles.
Coop: Well, he is a real ginger. I’ve seen what’s down below.
Me: OMG! You’ve seen Josh Holme’s cock? Please tell me you took photos?