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If you could have a lifetime supply of any one thing, what would it be?

You’re not allowed to say new books.

DANAE

Rude.

ME

Think outside the box. Or should I say thepages.

DANAE

Dad jokes already, huh?

ME

Just proving I have what it takes in the Dad jokes department. I learned from the best.

You still have to answer.

DANAE

Snow days.

ME

???

As in, actual play in the snow days? Or snow days in the school schedule that you don’t have to make up?

DANAE

Both. I’d need the unlimited days in the schedule so that I could choose to have an actual day in the snow with you and Jason anytime I want.

ME

I love it.

DANAE

I should clarify that the majority of these snow days would include me reading by the fireplace while you continue to play outside with Jason after my very short stint in the snow. With my lifetime supply of new books.

ME

Deal.

DANAE

If you could have any food be calorie-free so you could eat it any time, even when you’re training, whatwould it be?

ME

Oooo, probably chips and queso. Definitely.

Hey, I wanted to ask you something else. Don’t say no right away.

DANAE

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