And most of them are rolling on E.
And I’ve honestly never been happier.
Practically jumping out of bed, I excitedly got ready for my day, grinning the whole time. With my head filled with thoughts of Damien and his reaction to my employment—or lack thereof—I’d forgotten how fucked-up life could be and how many ways things could go awry.
And how often they did.
*******
“That’s it for the day,” Damien said to the class. “Assignment seventeen due tomorrow by midnight. If you’re planning on plagiarizing your short answers, don’t copy and paste from Wikipedia. I got bored reading the same passage last week.”
There were some quiet snickers mixed with a fair amount of guiltily darting gazes.
I packed my things slowly, but not so slow as to make it look like I was stalling.
Which I was.
“You guilty?” Brooks asked, grabbing his things.
My eyes widened, my chest tightening. “What?”
“Did you copy and paste?”
I’m an idiot.
I answered his non-accusatory question with a head shake. “You?”
“Yeah, but then I use the thesaurus to spice things up. It works well. Or should I say, it works water hole.”
I laughed. “It’s a totally cromulent way to write if it embiggens the smallest man.”
“ClassicSimpsons. Nice.” He zipped up his bag and slung it over his shoulder. “This just opened a deep vault of debate and discussion, but I’ve gotta run.”
For a moment, I contemplated asking him what the hurry was in hopes he’d admit he was dating, but quickly decided against it. Beyond the potential for awkwardness, I respected that it was his decision to share and my curiosity could wait.
Not to mention, I had my own vault of secrets to focus on.
Playing clueless, I smiled. “See you Friday.”
Brooks took off, likely to his mystery date, and I finished gathering my things. I was almost to the door when the last student left.
“Fucking finally,” Damien growled. I began to turn to face him, but he said, “Don’t move.”
My heart raced. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing, I just love the way your ass looks in those pants and standing down here gives me the perfect view to tide me over until we’re home.”
I shook my head and rolled my eyes, but my insides got all melty.
That’s your opening.
“It’s Wednesday,” I pointed out.
“And?”
I fought to keep my voice even. “I work Wednesdays.”
“No, youusedto work Wednesdays. You quit.”