Page 46 of Such A Good Guy

I was fuckingstunned.

“How the fuck am I pregnant?”

I glanced over to see Luke’s face split into a huge grin and he jumped over to rub my back and neck.

“I am so happy!”

I rapidly counted backwards.

Fuck, no, Luke had only caught and fucked me yesterday.

That was not enough time to get me pregnant.

Was I goingfucking insane?

I counted backwards from the other direction as he watched me patiently, this fucking psycho who looked like a runway model.

No, the last time I had had sex in the other direction (a regrettable one night stand with a man who asked me afterwards if I’d be open to living in a yurt for a year as he studied rare toads) was way too long ago. Like before our family cruise.

“Do you know how long you might be pregnant?” the nurse asked.

“14 weeks, 1 day, and 8 hours,” Luke said.

“Oh wow, somebody is a good record-keeper,” she gushed.

I wanted to strangle him.

Somehow, in some way, Luke O’Neill had gotten me pregnant.

“But—how—” I began to sputter and she glared at me like I was purposely trying to pull the wool over her eyes.

“You could have just told me. There’s no shame in having sex, ma’am. You really need to get an ultrasound to make sure everything looks good if you’re this far along.”

“Of course,” Luke said, and the nurse went to get the ultrasound tech.

I stared down at my belly.

That little bump. . .

But where was my IUD?

“What have you been doing to me?” I hissed.

He cocked his head and I couldn’t help getting closer to wave my finger in his face, but that was a mistake, because he reached out and curved a hand around my waist, pulling me flush against his body, like it didn’t matter that I had just thrown up and looked like a goblin.

“Luke,” I said, cold fear clutching at my heart, my hands wrapped protectively around my belly. “Is this your baby?”

“Yes, Luna,” he said, hugging me tightly.

“Somehow your. . .fucking cumgot inside my body, didn’t it, Luke? How did that happen if we only had sex last night?”

“You said you wanted a baby, a family. I put a baby in you.”

The room spun around me.

Oh god oh god no no no no no it couldn’t be true. . .

“When?”

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