Me:
Hotter.
Chris:
I’m guessing I can’t ask who Merry Beth Mayweather is?
Jace:
NO!
Graham:
No.
Atlas:
As much as I hate to admit it, I’m with Chris. Merry-whatever was before my time at Riverside, so I need some context. Give us a visual. How hot is hot?
Me:
Does it really matter? That’s not why I’m texting.
Jace:
Abso-fucking-lutley.
Graham:
It matters. It always fucking matters.
I sigh. How did we get off on this tangent?
Chris. I blame Chris.
Me:
Slim, petite build with curves. Long auburn hair. And she has these eyes, these huge fucking blue eyes framed by ridiculously long and thick lashes.
I sound like a sap. I don’t even know anything about this chick other than the fact that we go to the same college, she likes football, and has a little sister. Regardless, I amnotabout to fill them in on her peach-shaped ass or how well she filled out the tight little Wildcats t-shirt.
Jace:
You always did have a thing for gingers.
Graham:
True. Remember how he stole Brynn’s Little Mermaid poster when they were six? He had that thing hanging on the wall in his fucking room for YEARS.
Atlas:
LOL! That’s . . . Did you ask her out?
Me:
Not yet. She seemed a little spooked.
Chris: