Jace:
I don’t sound like a fucking chick in the sack, dude.
Chris:
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Me:
Can we refocus, please? This conversation is making me sick and I already have a broken fucking back to contend with.
Atlas:
The man has a point.
Jace:
Hey, it could be worse. You could’ve broken your dick. #blessed
Chris:
How do we know he didn’t?
Me:
My dick is fucking fine.
Chris:
You sound defensive.
I close my eyes and let my head fall back against the headboard.
Why did I text them? Why?
When my phone pings again, I’m almost afraid to look at it.
Graham:
So, what’s hurting the most? Your back or this shit with Lane?
Damn. Graham hit the nail on the head.
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. He went through a hell of a time last fall with his best friend, Mackenzie.
Me:
Both.
Jace:
In all seriousness, I hate this for you on all levels. It sucks ass, man. We’re all just grateful you’re okay, but damn.
Atlas:
Ditto. You might be a pain in the ass, but this could’ve been a lot worse.
Me: