Page 39 of Let You Love Me

Dude, has Graham not taught you anything? Once you enter the friend zone, you stay in the fucking friend zone. There’s no coming back from that. You might as well cut off your dick and be done with it.

Chris:

I agree. Before you know it, you’re holding their purse while they pee in a seedy bar and giving them boy advice about “the other guy.”

Atlas:

Yup. I hate to say this, dude, but I agree with them.

Me:

Okay, assholes. Do you have any better ideas? Because from where I’m standing, I can’t see any other options.

Jace:

Pretty much ANY other option would be better.

Chris:

Show her your willy.

Atlas:

Right. Because sexual harassment is a great way to win over a chick.

Me:

It’ll work. It has to because this chick is different, and I can’t get her out of my fucking head. She’s not looking to date or hook up with other guys. In fact, I get the feeling she barely has a social life.

Chris:

Ah, a social pariah, huh? I like it. Those chicks are wild in bed.

Teagan:

What the fuck?

Jace:

Ignore him. The only date he’s had since I met him has been the standing one he has with his hand.

Chris:

Rude.

Chris:

But true.

Graham:

I don’t know, man. It could work. Just make sure to constantly hover the line and don’t wait too long to cross it.

Jace:

Shit. So we’re going with this? It’s a plan?

Me:

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