“Whoa!” Graham yells while I shield my eyes.
“I’ve gone blind,” I choke out.
“I feel violated,” Atlas mumbles beneath the throw pillow he’s currently clutching to his face.
“That big, huh?” Jace wiggles his brows before he slides out of bed, giving us a glimpse of his bare ass this time as he tugs on a pair of boxer briefs.
“Seriously, man! What the hell?” I throw a hand up.
“Isn’t he lovely?” Brynn murmurs dreamily.
“Not my choice of words,” Graham chimes in.
“Eyes on the camera, Brynn!” I snap to which she tips her head back and laughs.
I groan and let my head fall back against the headboard with athunk.
“Had I known we were gonna get a peep show, I would’ve grabbed some popcorn.” Mackenzie snickers.
I scrub a hand over my face at the same time Atlas jerks in her direction. “Wait. You saw that? Don’t look at that idiot.”
Mackenzie laughs. “Jealous?”
Atlas frowns, which only makes her laugh harder as she says, “Call us even for the chick that flashed you at the game yesterday.”
Atlas rolls his eyes with a grunt, then returns his attention to the camera.
“A chick flashed you her tits?” Jace asks, sounding impressed.
Mackenzie rolls her eyes. “Yesterday, at Georgia Tech. We were leaving the field, and some chick with a sign and Atlas’s number, called his name, then just”—Mackenzie mimes lifting her shirt—“flashed him her entire mammary gland.”
Jace winces. “Ew. That sounds . . .”
“Gross?” Atlas nods. “Yeah, that’s why she’s saying it that way. Makes it sound so fucking unappealing.”
“I think it’s the wordgland,” Graham muses.
“Definitely,” Jace agrees. “Though the word mammary doesn’t exactly tickle my dick.”
I call them for advice and this is what I get. A long look at Jace’s dick and a discussion about mammary glands. These guys are seriously unhinged.
“I keep getting flack for looking but what was I supposed to do?” Atlas shrugs. “Someone calls your name, it’s instinct to glance their way. But as soon as I realized her ti—”
“Mammary glands,” Mackenzie interrupts.
Atlas shudders. “Right. As soon as I realizedthosewere out, I glanced away.”
Graham laughs at the same time his girlfriend, Sky, pokes her head on the screen. “Did I miss something? What’s so funny?”
Sky is technically deaf and only hears with cochlear implants so I have no doubt, if she wasn’t focused on our conversation, she has no idea what’s going on.
“Not much,” Graham says. “Just Jace’s flaccid dick and Atas ogling a random chick’s mammary glands.”
“Ew.”
“Precisely.” He grins.
“For the record”?Atlas holds a finger up?“there was no ogling.”