Page 46 of The Love Playbook

TEAGAN:

So, she’s desperate and using you for transportation, but you’re going to twist this into a date?

GRAHAM:

Sounds about right.

JACE:

I don’t think holding her against her will was in the playbook.

ME:

For your information, I brought her tea, which she was so grateful for, she practically begged me toaccompany her to her mother’s house, and then she happily agreed to dinner.

JACE:

I call bullshit.

ME:

Okay, she might have sniffed the tea like it was cyanide before drinking it, and she doesn’t know we’re going to dinner yet, but it’s happening. And she’s going to love it.

TEAGAN:

Oh Lord.

ATLAS:

You’re an idiot.

GRAHAM:

I concur with the others.

ME:

Oh ye of little faith, mark my words, we’ll be swapping spit by the end of the night. She has all that sexual tension just waiting to be unleashed.

TEAGAN:

Wow. Swapping spit, huh?

GRAHAM:

Sounds romantic.

ATLAS:

Sexy too.

ME:

It will be fucking beautiful.

JACE:

Whatever you say bro.

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