Page 93 of The Love Playbook

BRANDON:

Who the hell is Graham?

DAMON:

This is why I like to steer clear of chicks. Nothing but trouble. Makes it hard to stay focused when you’re constantly thinking of how you can get your next fix.

BRANDON:

Someone’s jaded.

DAMON:

Just keeping it real.

JACE:

You got it all wrong, bro. It’s the next fix that KEEPS us focused. Just ask Brandon.

BRANDON:

Except I’m not getting any fixes! Tatum is my FRIEND. No fixes to be had.

JACE:

Riiiight. Keep telling yourself that, bro, and you’ll stay in the friend zone forever.

DAMON:

Can we focus back on how Chris is a loser?

BRANDON:

I’m on board with that.

I scoff and shake my head, fingers flying over the keyboard.

ME:

You’re seriously calling ME whipped for preferring to spend time with a hot chick than you assholes? Where I’m from, we call that smart.

JACE:

I mean, he might have a point. I totally would’ve had dinner with Brynn if she wasn’t hanging with Liz tonight.

DAMON:

That’s because you’re up her ass.

JACE:

Not yet but give it time. ;)

ME:

You’re sick.

JACE:

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