Page 41 of The Rocker

“Damn, Pen, you like them large, huh?” Kenton laughed when he saw me holding the wooden bottle opener.

“You know the saying, go big or go home. That’s how I like my men,” I laughed along with him, keeping my teal penis to buy. This was the best damn souvenir I’d ever found. I picked up an orange and rainbow one for Lexi and Stella, along with a few keychains. I figured they’d get a kick out of them, at least.

“This is the best shop ever.” Kenton grabbed a handful of tiny chocolate penises. “We’ve got to take a picture of us eating these and post it.”

“If you were a zombie and ate a dick, would that make you gay?” Cross asked with a wicked grin.

“Eating chocolate dick doesn’t make you gay, so I say no,” Kenton answered back without missing a beat.

Boys.

I chuckled to myself as I walked through the shop. A little old lady was behind the counter, probably wishing we’d leave before we broke something—or everything.

“I’m getting these,” Cross said giddily. I looked up to find him with a hand-size penis soap in each hand, caressing them up and down his cheeks. “There’s something about bathing with penis-shaped soap that I like.”

At that point, I couldn’t control my laughter. Even Greer cracked a smile at Cross rubbing them on his face, making an ‘O’ with his mouth and moaning.

With the shop owner watching them with a bored expression, all four boys started rubbing themselves all over while they made the most provocative noises I’d ever heard from most of them. With Walker, I was very well acquainted with the noises he made, and I loved how he would groan and growl when he came. Luckily, he wasn’t doing that now because I wasn’t sure I’d be able to control myself.

To clear my head of thoughts I shouldn’t be having, I moved to the side of the shop that didn’t have any penis paraphernalia.

Walker appeared beside me, catching me off guard. He could be sneaky when he had to, which was quite often lately. Looking down at me, he smirked. “We’ll be lucky to get out of here without at least one of everything.”

“That’s fine. I’ve got my share of penis fun. I think all of this would be great gag gifts for the girls, and maybe one of these can keep me company when you can’t.” I wagged the long penis bottle opener at him.

The smirk he was wearing quickly faded from his face. “That’s not even funny. When have I ever left you hanging? We don’t have to spend a night alone this entire tour.”

True.

Turning, I looked around to make sure no one would be able to hear me and then asked. “Are you saying we couldn’t have a little fun with one of these?”

Gripping me by the arm, Walker took my loot and set it down on the counter before pulling me out onto the sidewalk. He loomed over me, his dark eyes swimming with lust. “If you want to play, I’m happy to play, baby. I’ve got all kinds of things I want to do to you.”

My breath hitched as my pulse sky-rocketed. My thoughts raced to how long it would be until we were alone back in our hotel room. With the way I was feeling, I’d be happy with a little side alley action. Maybe we could sneak into a bathroom during lunch.

Walker’s hand gripped my hip as he leaned down. “I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I like it. Don’t worry, my lucky Penny, I’ll find a way for us to be alone.”

It was like he could read my mind. Maybe he could smell how wet I was for him.

“Lucky Penny? That’s new,” I tossed over my shoulder as I walked inside the shop.

“That’s because ever since I met you, I’ve been lucky, and I think it’s because of you.”

Damn, he was sweet.

Now I wanted to find a dark place to be alone with him even more.

I blew him a kiss before I schooled my features. “Have you guys got everything you want to buy? I’m getting hungry.”

One of the things we weren’t expecting was for the whole town to pretty much shut down for a couple of hours in the afternoon. I could get on board with a place that stopped so you could take a nap every day, but damn, was I hungry.

“I’m fucking starving,” Greer grumbled as he walked past.

Cross nodded as his stomach made a loud noise. “All that walking has my stomach feeling like it might start eating itself.”

Boys could be so dramatic.

“Alright, let’s buy our goodies and get out of this poor woman’s hair.” I smiled at the lady, who kindly smiled back.

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