“Crazy but fine.”
Nova and Azayna looked at her with wide smiles before giggling and nodding, and waving their hands in a way that only a proud wife could.
“You ain’t told no lies, Forever,” Azayna grinned. “Then knowing they’ll shoot some shit about you makes it even better… or should I say wetter, bitchhhh!”
“I know that’s right,” Zebrina agreed. “Look at Blaze fine ass. He’ll wet the whole backyard up about me.”
“The backyard?” Azayna exclaimed. “The whole world. BB is quiet and sweet, but when it comes to Breen, the nigga ain’t nothing but a tall Egypt.”
Zebrina smiled at him lovingly while rubbing her belly.
“Ain’t nothing wrong with that. I love to see it,” Forever spoke genuinely.
She loved to see Black women being loved and protected the way they deserved.
“Attorney Maverick, ain’t no point in acting like you’re not a part of the real housewives of gangland now, sis. Blue might not be Blood like our husbands, but don’t play with my boy.” Nova smiled in her direction.
“A big gangsta fa sho.”
“Run down on a nigga quick.”
Zebrina and Nova commented just before Azayna followed them up.
“And ain’t scared of nothing in the world. Breen, you remember when Egypt put that gun in his face?”
Zebrina’s eyes bucked. “Do I? I almost passed out, and Blue didn’t flinch. I was praying Egypt didn’t kill that man. BB kept telling me he wouldn’t, but I wasn’t convinced at all.”
The three of them cackled loudly, with Forever snickering as well.
“Why he do that?”
Zebrina pointed her thumb at Azayna. “Egypt thought she set him up to get shot, so he broke up with her and she started dating Blue.”
“We never had sex though,” Azayna felt the need to tell Forever, making all the women laugh.
“Girl hush, that woman don’t care. She didn’t even know Blue then. Like I was saying, Forever, Egypt saw them together in the park and lost his mind. I don’t know why she loves to try my little friend like that. She knows he’s crazy.”
“That was back in my ass selling days. I don’t try him no more.”
Forever smirked. “Your what?”
“She used to be a prostitute, chile,” Nova told her. “I was shocked when she told me too.”
Forever was flabbergasted as she looked at Azayna trying her hardest not to frown at her. She did her best not to pass judgement on people, but she didn’t randomly meet retired prostitutes every day.
“These two fat pregnant heffas love to bring up old stuff, ignore them, Forever. That’s my past life. I just sit at home and be a happy wife to a lunatic now.”
“I second that,” Nova agreed.
“I’d third it, but my husband isn’t crazy like theirs. He’s a sweetheart with patience and logic. He controls their men.”
Like they’d been doing all day, the girls laughed together, with Forever joining in as much as she could. She was so thankful that they were there.
“Where’s Auto, Nova?”
“At his granny’s house, cutting the grass and making sure everything is good down here. He said, and I quote, he wasn’t coming around all these bitch ass, faggot ass, niggas and their hoes, and to call him if I needed him to come end the shit. End of quote.” Nova had them all tripping out again.
“Sounds just like my boy,” Azayna told her.