“I think she played me. She said no to the annulment.”
“And then seduced you to make sure?”
“Maybe.” Actually he was pretty sure they’d seduced each other.
Logan was grinning. “Poor Josh. Taken advantage of by a woman.”
“Now she wants us to stay married for six months, then she’ll give me a quiet, quickie divorce.”
“Would that be so bad?”
“Shit yeah. I want to be free. I want more sex, and I don’t mean married sex.” He ran a hand through his hair. “She scares me. She’s, like, totally crazy and disorganized and scattered as hell, and she has all these hangers-on—animals and people. She has a chicken in her kitchen—not a dead one like normal people, but a real live fucking chicken. It even has a name. And it doesn’t like me. And she has this family, and they’re all assholes, and she needs looking after. Seriously. And I don’t do that shit. She is everything Ido not want. So from now on, no more sex with my fucking wife.”
Logan’s lips twitched.
“Don’t fucking laugh at me. I’m in trouble. I haven’t felt this horny since I was fourteen. I need this fixed and soon.”
“What else?”
“I sort of threatened to tell her asshole relatives that she wasn’t really married.”
“Wrong move.”
“Definitely.” Especially as there was no way he’d do it. He hated making empty threats.
Logan thought for a moment. “Is she a bad person?”
“No, she’s…nice.”
“Then go talk to her. You’d be amazed by how much talking can achieve. Find out why she needs to stay married, and maybe you can sort something out between you.”
Yeah, talk to her.
But no touching.
He’d phone. How much trouble could he get into on the phone?