Page 19 of What if It's Us

Me

Overachieving huh? I hope you’ve given the millions of kids you carry in those tiny sacks some good swimming lessons because it’ll be one hell of an amazing race to see which one succeeds.

Ledger

Who says my sacks are tiny? Did Griffin tell you that?

Me

LOL. No. I’m just teasing. I’m sure your sacks are…adequate. Anyway, to answer your question, I’m considering giving home insemination a try.

Ledger

Is that what you’re calling a good old-fashioned fucking these days? You’re wanting to do this the old-fashioned way? You know you could’ve just asked to sleep with me a long time ago and saved yourself the trouble of coming up with a cheeky limerick. Though your efforts do not go unnoticed.

Speaking of cheeky, mine heat at the mere thought of bringing Ledger Dayne into my home and letting him have his way with me. That’s not at all something I ever came close to considering but now that the idea has invaded my brain, I can’t imagine it will leave any time soon. I’m aware the guys on the team can be a little flirtatious and pretty much all of them have a healthy sex drive from what I hear when we’re on the road. And it’s not like they’re not some of the most attractive men I’veseen, but I work for the Anaheim Stars. I would never dream of jeopardizing my job by getting involved with one of the players.

Not that it’s forbidden, because it’s not something that’s stated in anyone’s contract. Adults are adults and they can do what they want as long as the organization’s name isn’t smeared, but for my own sake, I just can’t see mixing romantic feelings or strong emotions with my job. Especially given how close I sometimes have to work with the players on the team. If I were to get involved with one of them and it didn’t go well, what would I do then?

My job would instantly become uncomfortable. For all of us.

No, as deliciously enticing the idea might be, there doesn’t need to be sex with Ledger Dayne for him to donate his sperm.

This doesn’t have to be sexual if we don’t make it sexual.

This is about me becoming a single mom because I want to have a baby.

It’s not about scoring a romp in the sheets with a hot hockey player, no matter how skilled he may be.

Me

Uh…no. There doesn’t need to be any sex between parties. A sperm donation will suffice.

Ledger

Got it. So, this is kind of like a drug test then. But instead of pissing in a cup, I’ll have to jizz in one? Or do I have to like, have some sort of procedure where they extract it?

“Oh my god!” I laugh and then cover my mouth with my hand, shaking my head at how absolutely clueless he is. Also, his naivety is kind of refreshing and cute.

Me

Actually, yeah they do extract it. Have you ever seen a cow be milked?

Ledger

Wait…really? Someone at a clinic somewhere is going to milk my dick? Do I have to be awake for this procedure or can they knock me out? I’m not sure I want to be awake for that. Wait…is it a person? Like some hot nurse does it? Or does my dick get hooked up to a machine? Fuck, maybe I should’ve researched this before saying yes. I’m not sure what kind of pain tolerance my dick has but on the other hand, if it…you know…

Me

If it what, Ledge?

Ledger

If it feels…you know…not bad.

Me

You mean if it feels good? Are you asking if the extraction feels good?

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