He shrugs, looking amused. “Nice enough.”
She nods slowly. Her eyes are still narrowed at him as she jerks her chin in my direction. “Are you attracted to her?” she says.
I groan. “Sarah!” I say.
“Definitely,” Nixon says with a nod. “But she’s not my type,” he adds, speaking as comfortably as though we’re talking about a walk in the park.
I’d like to be walking in the park right about now. A park in China.
I round on Sarah, my cheeks undoubtedly blazing. “Are you done?” I say, placing my hands on my hips and stomping my foot.
Sarah waves an airy hand in my direction. “Almost,” she says. “Calm down.”
Then she levels a formidable glare at Nixon. “Look, buddy,” she says. “Willow’s not a one-night-stand kind of girl. So if you’re going to go there, you’re going to goall the waythere, and you’re going to stay. You don’t just pop in for a visit—”
“Sarah!” I say loudly. This time I actually clamp one hand over her mouth, just to be safe. “No one will be havingstandsof any kind,” I say, keeping my gaze firmly on Sarah and resolutelyawayfrom Nixon.
But Nixon is no help. “You have my word,” he says to Sarah, so solemnly that I almost believe him.
“Don’t encourage her,” I hiss.
“We’re going Christmas caroling tonight,” Nixon goes on, still speaking to Sarah. “To some little old ladies. Want to come with us?”
I look at him. “We are?” I say, dropping my hand.
“We are,” he says.
Sarah looks back and forth between Nixon and me. “Willow’sgoing caroling,” she says. It’s not spoken as a question—she seems to be confirming that she heard correctly.
“Yes,” Nixon says. “Willow’s going caroling.”
“Willow,” Sarah says again. She points at me. “This Willow, right here.”
“Sarah,” I say warningly.
“That Willow right there,” Nixon confirms. He looks at Sarah for a second, probably at the little smirk that’s starting to form on her face, before adding, “Did I miss something? What’s funny?”
“Nothing,” I say firmly.
But Sarah says, “Willow’s not what I would call musically inclined.”
And that’s putting it politely, honestly. It’s not that I don’t enjoy music; I like listening to it. Butmakingit…well, that’s different. According to Sarah, I’m tone deaf. I can’t tell the difference, but she’s pretty musical, and I trust her. Plus, past experiences indicate she’s probably right.
In middle school, we had to audition to be in the choir class. When I asked the teacher about the process, she just smiled and waved one hand before saying, “Oh, that—it’s just a formality in case more kids sign up for choir than are able to fit. Don’t worry; everyone gets into choir.”
Ididn’t get into choir.
“I definitely want to come,” says Sarah, and I glare at her.
“Great,” Nixon says with a nod.
I frown at him. “Did it ever occur to you that I might have plans already?”
Nixon gives me a skeptical look that I don’t at all appreciate.
“You can’t justmake plansfor me without consulting me. It’s controlling and rude,” I say, jabbing one finger at his chest.
He sighs, looking down at my finger. “Willow, do you have any plans tonight?”