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Not Zesty

How are YOU lost??

You’re the one who started this

Ivy

Sorry do I know you

Not Zesty

That’s a loaded question

What defines “knowing” someone?

For I feel I know you yet I know not your name

Ivy

Are you in poetry class orsomething

What was that

Not Zesty

Drama

Ivy

You’re in drama class or you were trying to be dramatic?

Not Zesty

Yes

Ivy

Also just so you know, I read the name message in a terrible British accent

Like you were trying to sound victorian and failed

Just want to keep you apprised of what’s going on in my head

Not Zesty

How dare you accuse me of having a bad British accent

I’ll have you know it’s amazing

Ivy

Mh-hmm

(Please read that sarcastically)

Not Zesty

Don’t worry, it came across

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