Page 4 of Heartthrobs Don't Date Wallflowers

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I’ll stay on my best behavior

I swear, your honor

Ivy

That’s your majesty to you

Unknown Number

OH NO I’ve upset royalty without realizing?

I’m in more danger than I thought

Ivy

More danger than being on a hit list?

Unknown Number

You don’t need a hit man, you have the royal guard’s executioner

Ivy

Nah they don’t listen to me

The royal family is officially against murdering people based on personal grudges

Unknown Number

“Officially”

Ivy

We don’t talk about the unofficial stuff

Unknown Number

I suddenly have a red dot pointed on my chest

Is that because I dared to mention it?

Ivy

Nah that must be someone else’s hit man

Good thing too, saving me some money

Unknown Number

Well if these are my final moments on earth, answer me one question

Will any more accidental message be coming through my phone or was this a one-time deal?

Ivy

Well I can’t PLAN for accidental messages

But I do believe some more texts will go from my phone to yours

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