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Me: Belle…for the last three years.

Zach: I was the red Ranger for six years when I was younger.

Me: I was the pink one for four.

Zach: Is this…meant to be?

Me: We’ll see.

Four

Zach: You should know I have accomplished approximately zero things today. Like, I don’t even have pants on. Happy Wednesday!

Me: You sit around in your house with only your panties on?

Zach: I do not wear “panties”, thank you very much. I wear manly boxer briefs.

Me: With weird characters on them, don’t you?

Zach: How did you know that?

Me: I have a brother, remember? Underneath his clean-cut teacher getup is a pair of Marvel underwear.

Zach: Marvel? Seriously?

Me: You not a Marvel fan?

Zach: I’m an X-Men and Deadpool fan. That’s about it.

Me: Sigh. Ryan Reynolds. I can get behind him…or on top of him…or underneath. Whichever he prefers.

Zach: Naughty, naughty Delia.

Me: *shrugs* I’d climb him like Jack climbed the beanstalk.

Zach: Have you seen his other movies?

Me: Don’t insult me, Zachary. It’s very unbecoming.

Zach: Which is your favorite?

Me: Waiting. It’s perfect in a disgusting way. Yours?

Zach: You’ll make fun of me…

Me: I would never!

Me: I can’t even lie through text. I so would.

Zach: SEE?!

Me: Tell me, you big baby.

Zach: Fine…

Zach: The Proposal

Me: NO. NO WAY. The movie with Sandra Bullock? And crazy Betty White?

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