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Zach: Yes. Shithead.

Me: That’s it, you owe me another picture of Marshmallow.

Zach: DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT

Me: OMG!!!!! He’s wearing a diaper! It’s so cute. I’m crying. *sobs*

Zach: I’ve never been proud of making a girl cry before. *sobs*

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Me: Save me. I’m bored.

Zach: I’m not sending you dirty texts, Delia.

Me: I DID NOT SAY THAT.

Zach: Oh, please. This entire thing was a cry for dirty pictures.

Me: You are such a damn liar. You wish I wanted pictures from you.

Zach. I’m sending you one. BRB.

Me: Wow. The anticipation is killing me.

Zach: DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT

Me: You took a bathroom selfie with Marshmallow?!

Zach: His first. I’m so proud of him. Hope I got his best angle.

Me: He looks great, and I love how you still don’t show your entire face.

Zach: That’ll just ruin the surprise for when you give in and finally agree to meet up with me.

Zach: I’m way cute, by the way.

Me: Bushy eyebrows and all, huh?

Zach: Is that a sexual thing you’re into? Bushy brows? HOLD ON. Did you save my picture for your spank bank?

Me: OF YOUR EYEBROWS?! No, you freak!!!

Zach: I bet you’re into weird sexual shit.

Me: Am not. I’m vanilla.

Me: Shit, that’s the last thing I should admit to a guy. I’m a horrible flirt.

Zach: Wait, we’re flirting? Shit. I would have sent you a pic of my six-pack if I had known. Hang on.

Zach: DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT

Me: Okay, I was expecting beer because you’re lame like that, and a VERY small part of me was hoping for a picture of your actual abs, but this? Yeah…I wasn’t expecting this. I didn’t even know people still owned those fake abs shirts.

Zach: In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m a bit of a nerd. P.S. How’d you like those muscles?

Me: Oh. Hmm…I didn’t even see. Let me zoom in real quick.

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