Page 42 of I Wanna Text You Up

Caleb:But my hours are changing, remember? I’m implementing a new bedtime. Right after Wheel of Fortune, I’m hitting the sack, no ifs, ands, or butts aboutit.

Me:Are you an ass man,Caleb?

Caleb:…No.

Caleb:Fine.Yes.

Caleb:I’m ASSuming you caughtthat?

Me:You’ve ASSumedcorrectly.

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Caleb:Did you just really send me a picture of adonkey?

Me:What? You said you were an assman.

Caleb:You are SUCH asmartass.

Me:Excuse me, I prefersmartdonkey.

Caleb:*rollseyes*

Me:Rocky Horror date is set. That’s where you can take me for making me clean up your kitten’s puke. You oweme…

Caleb:*sighs*Fine.

Caleb:I gotta go back to work now. Smoke break’sover.

Me:Yousmoke?

Caleb:Gross. No. But they don’t knowthat. ;-)

Me:You’reincorrigible.

Caleb:You’re noterroneous.

Me:I see what you did there…though I don’t think that’s the rightcontext.

Caleb:It’s the thought thatcounts.

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Me:Okay, okay. I’m sorry I yelled at you yesterday. Thankyou.

Caleb:I see you got my gift. You’rewelcome.

Caleb:Also, do you have any idea how expensive 6 bottles of that body wash is? Roughly six billiondollars.

Me:Wait a second here…6 bottles? I only see3.

Me:Holy crap. Did you go for the buy 3 get 3 free deal and KEEPTHEM?

Caleb:Maybe…

Me:Soyes.

Caleb:Hey, you can’t blame me! That stuff smells amazing. I mean, even I’d lick me rightnow.