Caleb:But my hours are changing, remember? I’m implementing a new bedtime. Right after Wheel of Fortune, I’m hitting the sack, no ifs, ands, or butts aboutit.
Me:Are you an ass man,Caleb?
Caleb:…No.
Caleb:Fine.Yes.
Caleb:I’m ASSuming you caughtthat?
Me:You’ve ASSumedcorrectly.
Me:DOWNLOADATTACHMENT
Caleb:Did you just really send me a picture of adonkey?
Me:What? You said you were an assman.
Caleb:You are SUCH asmartass.
Me:Excuse me, I prefersmartdonkey.
Caleb:*rollseyes*
Me:Rocky Horror date is set. That’s where you can take me for making me clean up your kitten’s puke. You oweme…
Caleb:*sighs*Fine.
Caleb:I gotta go back to work now. Smoke break’sover.
Me:Yousmoke?
Caleb:Gross. No. But they don’t knowthat. ;-)
Me:You’reincorrigible.
Caleb:You’re noterroneous.
Me:I see what you did there…though I don’t think that’s the rightcontext.
Caleb:It’s the thought thatcounts.
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Me:Okay, okay. I’m sorry I yelled at you yesterday. Thankyou.
Caleb:I see you got my gift. You’rewelcome.
Caleb:Also, do you have any idea how expensive 6 bottles of that body wash is? Roughly six billiondollars.
Me:Wait a second here…6 bottles? I only see3.
Me:Holy crap. Did you go for the buy 3 get 3 free deal and KEEPTHEM?
Caleb:Maybe…
Me:Soyes.
Caleb:Hey, you can’t blame me! That stuff smells amazing. I mean, even I’d lick me rightnow.