Page 43 of I Wanna Text You Up

Me:I wouldtoo.

Caleb:You’d lick metoo?

Me:NO.

Me:But also maybeyes.

Me:Wait…nah.

Caleb:I’m going with yes as your finalanswer.

Me:Aren’t you supposed to beworking?

Caleb:I’m at studygroup.

Me:Oh shit. Then why are you texting me? Go learnsomething.

Caleb:Because you texted me first, and then you started talking and just wouldn’tstop.

Me:Are you trying to tell me I never shutup?

Caleb:In the nicest waypossible.

Me:You’re so good to me, GhostRoomie.

Caleb:I’m not a ghost for much longer. Just two more damn days and then I’mfree.

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Caleb:Convince me not to rage-quit.

Me:Hmmm…I’m not sure I can do that without specificshere.

Caleb:I put in to have the night off when that horror movie you want to take me to is playing, but they fucking scheduled me anyway.Assholes.

Me:I’m not going to lie, I’m laughing so hard rightnow.

Caleb:This is a time of crisis. This is NOT the time tolaugh.

Me:Rocky Horror is NOT a horror movie. It’s amusical.

Caleb:I’m sorry…you want ME to watch amusical?

Caleb:You just talked me off my rage-quit cliff. Thanks,pal.

Me:NO! We. Are. Going. Offer up that sexy body of yours to your co-workers to get them to switch shifts with you orsomething.

Caleb:Two things. ONE: Did you just ask me to exchange sex for a night off to watch a musical? TWO: Did you just call me sexy? *wagglesbrows*

Me:ONE: Yes. TWO: Don’t pretend you don’t know you’re deadsexy.

Caleb:DEAD sexy, huh? That’s like, sexy times10.

Caleb:You so wantme.

Me:I want you to bang your co-worker so we can go see Rocky Horror,yes.

Caleb:Yeah, not happening. I’ll figure itout.

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