Page 66 of I Wanna Text You Up

Me:As you should be! I’m scary as fuck without my chocolatemilk.

Caleb:Glad I’m not therethen.

Me:CALEB!

Me:UGH. Worst. Roommate.Ever.

Me:Wait, how’d you get “home”? Did you busit?

Caleb:I did. It’s only about two hours by bus. Nobiggie.

Me:I could have given you aride.

Caleb:I’m used to it. I rode the bus even when I was able to ride mybike.

Me:But…why?

Caleb:It’s just easier, safer. The ride out here can get a bithairy.

Me:Fairenough.

Me:When will you be home? I’m already bored and you’re missing Breakfast & Beats. I have some Tupac cranking right thismoment.

Caleb:Now that I’m actually upsetabout.

Caleb:I should be home tonight, probably not until after midnight though. I take the last bus out wheneverpossible.

Me:Okay. Fine. I’ll just behere.

Me:Bymyself.

Me:You know. Alone. Bymyself.

Caleb:I see someone’s a bit of a dramabomb…

Caleb:Besides, Mittens is there. Snuggle withhim.

Caleb:Also, it is ridiculous how you’ve pretty much stolen him from me. Don’t think I didn’t notice him sleeping at the end of your side last night. Totalbullshit.

Me:What? I can’t help it that I’m cuter than you and he loves memore.

Caleb:He loves you more? Maybe. Cuter? Don’t pushit.

Me:GASP!

Me:I’m WAYcute.

Caleb:You’re sexy. That’s a whole different level ofcute.

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Caleb:So…I havenews.

Me:You’ve won the lottery and you’re giving me one milliondollars?

Caleb:Close.

Caleb:I have to extend mystay.

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